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February 19, 2007
You Can Be Famous
We're starting a new feature on the Barnstorming. By request and persuasion we will occasionally be featuring photos and short bios of people we do not know and who have no connection to our life, books, or home. Our first honoree is Anne Caywood, pictured here as a 10 year old child.
As I said, we do not know Anne. She is the siter of our friend Sarah Myers. But we do know this:
Anne lives in Chappaqua, NY, home of Bill & Hillary Clinton. She does not know the Clintons and therefore spends no time with them. She has one husband, three kids, one rabbit, two guinea pigs, one toad, and one black dachshund named Bing. Bing is a big hit with everyone, apparently.
And that is all I know about Anne. Now you know as much as we do about her. Sarah worries that Anne will hate being pictured and described on the Barnstorming. But somehow this didn't stop her (Sarah) from furnishing us with a picture and providing the thin, yet compelling biographical content featured above.
Perhaps Anne is the one who typed "Kirk Cameron's Bare Chest" into Google, thus landing on our site. We accused Sarah of being the guilty party, but she protested (perhaps a bit too much?)
Now that precedent has been set, I invite any reader to submit a photo and bio of someone dear to them. Or perhaps you'd prefer to feature an enemy? With lots of made-up claims meant to damage their good name? We welcome all submissions. Sending pictures of yourself is acceptable. Lies, distortions, and hyperbole are not discouraged.
Posted by bogenamp at February 19, 2007 11:18 PM