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April 19, 2007
The Most Wonderful Thing I've Ever Seen
Who knew that a harmless little competition would yield such a firestorm? Those of you who have not read the fury of recent comments on the Supi/Duncan smackdown should do so here.
Those of you who know nothing of the competition but just can't wait to cast your vote, click here.
But even before clicking that link, please join me in slackjawed wonder as together we watch the following video.
What do you make of this? I rather suspect that this man is to blame. He is a surfboard assasin.
Or this man. He has a dog who will kill you if you look at him.
If you see either one, please apprehend him or question him, whichever is easier. Though neither is usually armed, both are dangerous, posessing mad ninja skillz and the like.
If you would please print this poster out and post it around your neighborhood, it would be much appreciated:
The "100 Gold" will be paid by Beth Duncan.
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ADDENDUM
I have added the following citations from the Urban Dictionary as points of reference people who, like me, are unfamiliar with the parlance of cutting-edge urban hipsters.
1. PWNED
A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."
Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."
It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."
OR
"That team totally pwned us."
2. NOOB
aka-noobie
someone who is new to a game, or website, online game, or something.
lets go mess with the weak little noobs (AKA, Matthew)
Posted by bogenamp at April 19, 2007 03:10 PM