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November 13, 2007
Janet Jackson
Unhappy with the celebrity look-alikes turned up by Robbi's efforts of yesterday, I decided to take matters into my own hands by submitting a more representative photo.
What I learned was a bit puzzling.
Notice how there are no white males among my closest celebrity companions. From this I draw a number of potential conclusions:
1) I am utterly unique, and the universe of white male celebrities is yearning for a face like mine to join its constellation.
2) Faces like mine are not celebrity material.
I prefer to leave the question unresolved and thus preserve the possibility of a coming greatness.
Posted by bogenamp at November 13, 2007 10:06 AM